A friend says that if they give you a Cote d’Or with your coffee, the economy is doing well.
If they give you only a biscuit, the economy is not doing so well.
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Star Wars blooper reels
For your enjoyment, all Star Wars blooper reels. Hilarious stuff.
Episode I
Episode II
Episode III
Episodes IV-VI
It’s time for another good idea, bad idea
In YouTube, that is.
Good idea
Using new media to show the quandaries of senior citizens, as has been done with The Zimmers (more info here).
Bad idea
Using new media to show that any idiot can become famous. And no, I’m not talking about Paris Hilton, but about
some guys that can’t even speak their native language, never mind play instruments.
Using new media to show that any idiot can become famous. And no, I’m not talking about Paris Hilton, but about
some guys that can’t even speak their native language, never mind play instruments.
The End.
Interesting personality test
I found this test at the blog of a Mexican in Japan, and I thought it was funny enough to try. Didn't tell me anything I didn't know already.
*** THE EVERYTHING TEST ***
There are many different types of tests on the internet today. Personality tests, purity tests, stereotype tests, political tests. But now, there is one test to rule them all.
Traditionally, online tests would ask certain questions about your musical tastes or clothing for a stereotype, your experiences for a purity test, or deep questions for a personality test.We're turning that upside down – all the questions affect all the results, and we've got some innovative results too! Enjoy 🙂
PERSONALITY
You are more logical than emotional, more concerned about others than concerned about self, more atheist than religious, more loner than dependent, more workaholic than lazy, more rebel than traditional, more engineering mind than artistic mind, more idealist than cynical, more leader than follower, and more extroverted than introverted.
As for specific personality traits, you are adventurous (100%), outgoing (100%), romantic (86%), intellectual (67%).
STEREOTYPES
Emo Kid (89%)
Punk Rock (87%)
Geek (71%)
LIFE EXPERIENCE
Travel (47%)
POLITICS
Your political views would best be described as Liberal, whom you agree with around 64% of the time.
SOCIOECONOMIC
Your attitude toward life best associates you with Upper Class.
If your life was a movie, it would be rated PG-13.
By the way, your hottness rank is 67%, hotter than 73% of other test takers.
TAKE THE TEST
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Ponchito
Hoy estaba divagando un poco y me topé con la ya bastante antigua página de los personajes de Andrés Bustamante, cómico mexicano, en Ponchito.com.
Dueño de un humor fino y no tan vulgar y gastado como el de otros cómicos como Eugenio Derbez, es sin lugar a dudas mi favorito. Lástima que no he visto sus programas en mucho tiempo, aunque algunos de sus sketches con personajes como el Dr. Chun Ga, el Hooligan o el profesor Greco Morfema están disponibles en YouTube.
Mi vida en rolas
Me encontré este meme en el blog de la Kerubin@, y me dió tanta risa que decidí seguirle el juego.
Aunque al principio intenté contestarlo con rolas de los Foo Fighters, terminé utilizando a Nortec Collective, aunque no es una banda en el sentido estricto de la palabra, y tuve que incluir algunos mixes de ellos en lugar de sólo canciones originales.
¿Eres hombre o mujer?
“Nómada”
Descríbete
“Tengo la voz”, “Norteño de Janeiro”
¿Que piensan las personas acerca de tí?
“Funky Tamazula”, “El Ya Sabía”
¿Cómo te sientes acerca de tí mismo?
“Tijuana makes me happy”
¿Cómo describirías tu anterior relación sentimental?
“El Fracaso”
Describe tu relación actual
“Odyssea”, “Ojos Bonitos”
¿Dónde quisieras estar ahora?
“Trip to Ensenada”
¿Cómo es tu vida?
“Babel”, “Escénica”
¿Cómo eres respecto al amor?
“Synthakon”
¿Qué pedirías si tuvieras un deseo?
“Noches de Verano”
Escribe una frase sabia
“Olvídela Compa”
Despídete
“Tepache Jam”
Si no sabes quiénes son, te recomiendo que cheques este post anterior o el video de abajo.
Europe & good beef don’t go in the same sentence
Have you ever wondered, after trying Argentine, Brazilian, American or Australian beef why, oh why, is beef in Europe usually so bad???
Les Luthiers
Un amigo me “presentó” a Les Luthiers, un grupo cómico-mágico-musical (donde el mágico es más por la presentación que por cualquier tipo de trucos baratos y no tanto) originario de Argentina, con un humor y un ingenio absolutamente deliciosos.
Sin más preámbulo, les dejo una de mis composiciones favoritas.
Si desean saber más, siempre está Wikipedia y su sitio oficial.
This is Belgium
To understand this joke, the following information may be necessary:
- Waterzooï is a Belgian dish
- Kip is Dutch for chicken
- The last line is French for: and that’s it!
My iPod is semi-sentient
Today I was a little bit blue. The sky was overcast, with this annoying drizzle that isn't even proper rain but still messes up my hair and my glasses, and it was just the proper mood for being a little pensative.
Even though I have my iPod in shuffle (all 3000+ songs), it played almost exclusively during the whole day songs according to the mood: "My way", "Sunday, Bloody Sunday", "Polly", "Ayer me dijo un ave", "Denial, revisited", "Pennyroyal tea", "The wind cries Mary", "Black hole sun", "Bibo no aozora", "Long Cool Woman", "Ánimas que no amanezca", etc.
Given that when I'm happy, the same shuffle tends to play more rythmic songs, I'm starting to wonder if my iPod is semi-sentient or at least rather telepathic…
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